Earl, a petty criminal, is hit by a car and loses his $100,000 lottery ticket. Drugged, he signs divorce papers. He now believes in Karma and makes a lists of wrongs to right, starting with Kenny.
Randy and Catalina try to get Earl to cross "quit smoking" off the list. They also take him to Donny Jones, who did 2 years for a crime done by Earl. Joy tries to kill Earl to inherit the money.
To cross yet another injustice off his list, Earl vows to get his brother Randy the football touchdown denied to him in high school.
Earl once faked his own death to get out of a relationship. Now he wants to come clean and tell the girl about his deceit.
Earl wants to make up for making fun of people with an accent by teaching English to immigrants.
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger infestation.
The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo's search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
Colin Robinson gets promoted at work and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
Mom* S5:E5
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E6
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E7
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E8
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Mom* S5:E9
A newly sober single mom tries to pull her life together in Napa Valley while dealing with her wayward mother.
Ray and Robert think they're big shots because of their jobs.
Debra hogs the bed at night.
Ray and Debra go away to a bed-and-breakfast.
Debra gets a job as a copywriter.
Ray and Debra try to be nice to each other.
A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.
Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.
Earl, a petty criminal, is hit by a car and loses his $100,000 lottery ticket. Drugged, he signs divorce papers. He now believes in Karma and makes a lists of wrongs to right, starting with Kenny.
Randy and Catalina try to get Earl to cross "quit smoking" off the list. They also take him to Donny Jones, who did 2 years for a crime done by Earl. Joy tries to kill Earl to inherit the money.
To cross yet another injustice off his list, Earl vows to get his brother Randy the football touchdown denied to him in high school.
Earl once faked his own death to get out of a relationship. Now he wants to come clean and tell the girl about his deceit.
Earl wants to make up for making fun of people with an accent by teaching English to immigrants.
Just before leaving for New York for a meeting with David Wallace, Michael tells Andy that Angela is having an affair with Dwight. Andy and Dwight then decide to have it out in the parking lot.
Michael's conscience gets the best of him after he and Dwight go undercover to scout a family-run competitor. Back at the office, everyone else spends the day debating whether Hilary Swank is hot.
Dwight's too-realistic fire alarm gives Stanley a heart attack. When he returns, Michael learns that he is the cause of Stanley's stress. To remedy the situation, he forces the office to throw a roast for him.
Dwight's too-realistic fire alarm gives Stanley a heart attack. When he returns, Michael learns that he is the cause of Stanley's stress. To remedy the situation, he forces the office to throw a roast for him.
While on lecture tour to other Dunder Mifflin branches, Michael and Pam discover that Jim's ex-girlfriend Karen is pregnant. At the office, Andy falls for a prospective client, and Jim and Dwight try to set up Kelly's birthday party.
Claire has problems with the kids as Phil prepares to get a vasectomy, Gloria refuses to wear maternity clothes, and Mitchell encourages Cameron to get a job.
Phil is upset that Luke wants to give up magic, Jay tries to get away from Gloria's snoring, Mitchell does errands as Cameron starts his new job as music teacher, and Alex suddenly becomes more sarcastic.
Claire tries to scare Phil on Halloween night, Cameron tries to show off his new slimmer body at his Halloween party, and Mitchell's white lie about Lily's mother gets him in trouble.
A yard sale at Jay's house reveals a secret in Gloria's past, Phil's wild side when he tries Jay's old motorcycle, and concern that Alex's new boyfriend might be gay.
When Haley is arrested for underage drinking, Phil, Claire, and Mitchell must intervene, leaving Cameron in charge of the kids. Jay's ex-wife, DeDe, makes a surprise visit, and he desperately tries to hide Gloria's pregnancy from her.
Artist and mother Michelle, who's a big fan of Titanic, goes naked in the hope of finding her own leading man. Gym bunny Adam from Essex hopes his body confidence will help him meet a partner who's fit like him.
22-year-old transgender woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and seeks a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a girl for romantic nights in.
30-year-old Emmy-Lou from Brighton has appeared twice before on the show in a pod, she now returns as a picker. 20-year-old forensics student Charlie seeks his ideal partner in crime.